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A poker game where cheating is not only allowed—it's mandatory.

Welcome to the shadiest underground casino in town. Start with a measly $100 and hustle your way up through the Basement, the Neon Strip, and the Penthouse to reach $1,000,000 and dethrone the @#$&%*!. But let's be real—you're not going to get there playing fair.

BULLSHIFT MODE

In this mode, you get access to dirty tricks that flip the table on your opponents mid-hand:

• THE MIME: Copy the exact suit and rank of another card to build impossible, rule-breaking hands.
• THE MIXER: Toss your trash hand back into the deck and draw fresh cards instantly.

Play against the relentless AI in the Story Campaign, and get ready to ruin your friendships in LAN Multiplayer (COMING SOON)!

FEATURES

• Classic 5-Card Draw: Because Texas Hold'em is for people who like math.
• BULLSHIFT Mode: Because you're tired of losing. Unleash rule-breaking cheats to turn the tide.
• MS Paint Aesthetics: It's got charm. Don't worry about it.
• Progression System: Save your money, hustle hard, and ascend the 4 visual casino tiers.
• Evolving Aesthetics: Starts as a gritty basement and evolves into a pulsing, dynamic neon fever dream.
• Accessibility First: Includes toggles for Dyslexia-friendly fonts, reduced motion, and an epilepsy-safe mode!
• Multiplayer & Languages (COMING SOON!): LAN lobbies and full localization are currently in the works.

"It's only cheating if you get caught."

CREDITS

• Ray Charles - MAIN MENU SONG - Losing Hand
• Kenny.nl - SFX and Flags
• Kevin MacLeod - I Knew a Guy (incompetech.com)
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